there's someone i'd like you to meet.

alright soooo it was the bestfriend who 'introduced' me to Andreas...

SO much love for this boy

check out his blogg too! it's kinda of fun to have no idea what any of it says..

and then translate it to english and smile because its even cuter than you thought.

click here

& thattttt is what bestfriends are for..

ps this post is a little creepy since we havent ACTUALLY introduced ourselves yet... but we will.. sweden here we come

xo

i know you've always wanted to lick James Bond!

Sorbets, popsivles, cones, ... this summer, it is women who will be spoiled with the stick-shaped glossy bust of Daniel Craig, a mythical figure of James Bond 007! In a survey more than 1,000 people have elected Mr. Craig as their favorite! To meet the wants of public, the ice company Del Monte, recently launched on the UK market this small indulgence!

Available in three flavors: blueberry, cranberry and pomegranate.

xo

you need this switch

xo

only half true

the bottom half looks about right..

but i think the top section is missing a few knobs..

boys can be veryyy complicated! -

TRUST ME i know.

xo

Human Furniture by David Blázquez

David creates beds, bathtubs, dining tables, book shelves, sofas and more, with naked human bodies..

xo

in case you wanted to know..

... how to make it look like you're having an affair: Traces of an Imaginary Affair« is a kit containing a set of nine tools which can be used to create an imaginary affair. These tools leave marks on the body, such as bite marks, carpet burns, bondage marks, love bites, scratches and bruises. In addition, probes of perfume, lipstick and hair can be applied to either the body or clothes. The project broaches the issue of intentionally instigated jealousy in relationships, which often serves to bolster self-esteem or to test the strength of partnerships. It was inspired by stories of people who used fake evidence of victimisation or illnesses to receive attention from others.

photos and story via Björn Franke

xo

be brave

omg remember my post about boys + graffiti = mandi's heart melts

now your hearts can melt too!

xo

just a few reasons why..

..last night was so good!

• comfy jeans and baggy tee
• saw shannon! - always a good time hahah
• chelsea is so tanned! jealous!!! - welcome back to cold ass calgary
• blind beggar has a cozy atmosphere..
• "F*CK YA!" sign
• cute boys with cute styles
• frozen teeshirt contest
• laughing at the mis-fits.
• Frankie McQueen was awesome- mad love boys
• it was goooooood to meet ya =)
• buddie in green hat just given'r
• so cute when they rock out
• d-bag miniwheat with his "sweet" jacket and "sweet" hairstyle.. and most of all his "sweet" strut.. you look COOL.
• dancing in the car
• little b drunk with his friend
• wanted- soooo goood
• boys + music = loveeeeeee

• you would of loved this pub, the band, and everything about my night.. wish you were there.. thinking of you.

xo

mmm boy <3

♥ x 77

xo

only 70 to go.

run.. jump.. hug.

& don't let go. ever.

xo

can't get enough

boyyyy!

i dont know how you do what you do, but i just cant get enough.

xo

tie dye, cheesy horrors & much rather be..

ahh up so early at work this morning! and im soo tired!- thank goodness it's only a half shift today! Wicked Friday night with Shann, spent tie-dying, and watching old 90's "scary" movies.. such as the Final Destination series!.. super cheesy, & pretty lame, i was however a little scared to drive home alone later. (dont laugh im a wuss). Hope your Friday night was as good as mine =]. I'm interested to see what Saturday has in storeee! (tie dye finished product pictures coming soon!)


p.s. i'd much rather be crawling into your bed to snuggle, than be here at the spa so bright and early.

thinking of youuuuu

xo

11:11

i somehow see almost every 11:11. and when i do i always yell out " MAKE A WISH" and people normally just laugh at me, but im a strong believer that my wish is going to come true very sooon!

after alll, i do make the same one every single time!

xo

random confession #3

I haven't done this in sooo long, so i was thinking i would turn this post into 'random confession' format!

i can't stand when girls answer their phones and you can automatically tell its their boyfriend because their voice changes into this high pitched squeal making them sound 5 with a slight lisp as if they think that sounds cute.. well NEWS FLASH: it doesn't, it makes me, most people around you and probably your boyfriend SICK! seriously, guys tell me all the time how much they hate that.. so do your relationship a favor and STOP IT. =]

IF THAT PICTURE DOESN'T CHANGE YOUR MIND, I GIVE UP ALL HOPE! HAHAH

that's all for my wednesday morning rant.. happy hump day!

xo

so close yet too far...

we are close enough that i can draw a heart around us on a map.. but thats still not close enough for me..

"time is the greatest distance between two places"

..just a matter of time <3

xo

take my hand

& walk with me.

we can get married if you want...

i love him, a lot.

xo

if i had one wish..

i don't know why, and maybe this is some what weird, but i don't care cuz i would love it! i have had boys do some pretty sweet, creative things for me before, but the other day when i was walking through the graffiti tunnel i started thinking, about how romantic/original/a little bit badass (hahah) it would be for a boy to graffiti something for me or to me! how sweet would that be?! only the sweetest hahaa

alright boys, theres another tip for a head start on winning my heart <333

xo

hello beautiful

Soo I figured next Flames game id go completly naked so i'd get on the big huge screeen n hed notice me, but then i stopped myself for 2 reasons

1. first.. he'd only notice me naked, not the true feeling of soulmate action- shut up


2. and secondly.. do i honestly want to be known as the hot naked wife of Rene Bourque?? having to explain the story of how we met over and over again what will our children think of me?

That would be the story no one could let go of on me.. soo.. figured my best shot would be to go to the game, normally. Hopefully be spotted randomly on the jumbo tronjust like Pamela Anderson did at that football game.. get noticed.. andd take it from there. Any of you out there doubt me? Muahaha well we'll see bout that you'd hate for that doubt to turn into envy once everyone knows me as Mrs. Mandi Rene Bourque.. <3

xo

The 12 Types of Women

Alright so maybe you've seen this before, maybe you have not! i found it a while back, i've seen a few friends post it, and its all over the web! anyways its one of my favorites so enjoy =)

1. Ms. Gold-Digger

Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other friends jealous.
d. She makes you look good.

Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your friend comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.

2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She fucks your friend and acts like you are wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.

3. Ms. Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She's got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.d. She keeps it real and has goals.e. She knows how to please a man.

Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say f you and get a dildo.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.

4. Ms. Dyme

Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. Gets you hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.

Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every guy is gonna try to get with her.

5. Ms. Tomboy

Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.

Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your best guy friend.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.

6. Ms. Ghetto

Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mama can't stand her.
c. You get into with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.

7. Ms. Good Girl

Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.

Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either:
....A. You're not going to get any until you are married or
....B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a lie.

8. Ms. Main

Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.

Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass

9. Ms. Psycho

Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She remembers everything you say.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.

Disadvantages
a. Don't ever break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself your wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Screwing with her can make your life a living hell.

10. Ms. I have a Man

Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.

Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.

11. Ms. Tease

Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every guy wants her because she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.

Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)

12. MS. RIGHT

Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.

Disadvantages
a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go.
b. You don't believe that she exists. So you stick with other types of girls that don't satisfy you or make you happy.